“I’m from the Motor City; I’m from Detroit. And so, you have to drive… or you’d get stabbed.”
(Source: hanitje)
“Hey, far as I’m concerned, this saturday night, there’s not even gonna be a fight. I’mma mercy kill this old man.”
“Derek is a very rude person. But soon he will learn manners. I will torture his body. So that his soul learns to be humble.”
“I’m going to dance around his body while…
I don’t like the idea of young people taking pride in not knowing things.
Adam Carolla, talking about all of the tweets he read after the Oscars by young people wondering who “that old guy” Billy Crystal was (via intrepidrevenant)
I’m in a fuckin’ snowglobe full of retards and cat shit.
Adam Carolla (via cali-jugend)
(Source: youtube.com)
i think our god isn’t God, if he fits inside our heads.
